RULES OF ENGAGEMENT FOR TATTOOS
I am 32 years old and have no tattoos, which almost certainly means that I will never have any tattoos. But most of the guys writing about how to wear a tuxedo never wear one either, so I’m not going to let my inexperience stop me from pontificating.
While I do not have any tattoos, I have seen plenty of them on the Internet. Most of them are embarrassingly terrible even in the bloom of youth, which does not portend well for their future. This brings me to my first rule of engagement with tattoos:
Rule #1: Tattoos NEVER get more attractive over time. The rest of you gets uglier. So will your tattoo.